I’m currently sitting outside my house. On the wall. You may be wandering why. Well, I’ll tell you.
I’m locked out. I’ve come home from a hard day at the office and everyone seems to have buggered off. So I’m left with the internet and my mp3 player waiting for ‘them with keys’ to return. Still, it could be worse. I could be naked.
They’re back now. Hurrah!