First I built this database thing (that I keep talking about). It was basically an access thing sat on a slowish webserver and it was talked to by a bunch of asp scripts. This was fine when there was 3 records in the database and one person was using it. However, it's now got around 280,000 records and about 5 people using it. So we talked to some very nice people who moved the entire thing onto a SQL server. A rather quick and expensive SQL server (think quad xeon with 2.5Gb memory)
For all you normal people out there, today might be my last day. Hurray! And I’m going on holiday in a week. Hurray! And it’s Christmas day on Thursday. Hurray! And I need to by people things. Crap….