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All praise be to the chocolate machine

It must be my lucky day. I go to the all hallowed chocolate machine, put in “exact money only” (35p) and I’m pleasantly rewarded with not 1, not 2, but 7 dairy milks. They’re all sitting in my fridge now, and I’m sitting here being smug :) Mmmmmmmmmmmm……