I'm still ill. It's been over two weeks now and I've gone through the entire spectrum of really really annoying symptoms. I've no clue what's going on.

I've just booked a holiday to the Maldives. This is rather exciting as I've not been on a proper beachy holiday for over 4 years now. I'm apparently staying in a "beach bungalow" which differs from a "water bungalow" in that it's on the beach and not in the water. Sensible move I think. In the meantime, I have 4 weeks to look forward to beachyness and have to instead figure out a word that almost means "integrity", but not quite.

Hopefully I'll be better in a month. If I'm not, I want my money back.